It be a pirate's life for me.

Dear Entertainment Industry: Screw you.

Seriously. Right up the exhaust port with an angry hedgehog.

I am finished being treated like one of the herd to be periodically milked for cash.

You continuously fail to provide the services for which I pay you while simultaneously trying every under-handed and sneaky trick you can think of to get even more money from me.

No more.

From now on, instead of paying you for the privilege of watching things in the manner that you approve, I will be paying no-one and watching things the way that I want.

You had your chance. Now go die.