Hasta never, Comcast

The only option with 1000GBs internet when we moved in was xfinity. Of course, they limit how much you're actually allowed to use. So when I stream esports while I'm working and the family is watching TV, we inevitably go over our stupidly low allotment. And that totally ignores our various games that seem to update hundreds of GB a month. And photo/music backups.

Today the workers pulled the fiber optic cable to the pole out front that's going to get me on the municipal fiber network and allow me to bid an overdue farewell to the internet grifters that have won "worst company in America" year after year.

(I sincerely hope this doesn't come back to haunt me)