Why can't it ever be easy?

Me: I need a headlight switch for a 97 Dodge Ram 1500

Checker: Here you go. $15.

Me: It doesn't match the old one, see?

Checker: Ok, there's another brand. $62.

Me: Um...ok.

Checker: But we don't have one.

Me: I need a headlight switch for a 97 Dodge Ram 1500

Napa: Here you go.

Me: Ok, it matches.

Napa: That'll be $120.

Me: ... Goodbye.